They say that #secondplace is the first #loser, but shouldn’t #lastplace be the first loser and second place be the last loser?  Makes more sense.  My #IPA took last loser in the #Antelope #Valley #Homebrew competition.  Thank you #Bravery brewing – you are #awesome.  I also got a check which means I’ve made more money from brewing than from comedy.  So?  Goodbye comedy – I sincerely hate you all!  Hey @chrisam01, I’m now #celebritystatus. #nonewfriends.
#beer #braverybrewing #sleepingwithjudges #brewer #brewmaster #brewing #onlytwoentries #picstitch

They say that #secondplace is the first #loser, but shouldn’t #lastplace be the first loser and second place be the last loser? Makes more sense. My #IPA took last loser in the #Antelope #Valley #Homebrew competition. Thank you #Bravery brewing – you are #awesome. I also got a check which means I’ve made more money from brewing than from comedy. So? Goodbye comedy – I sincerely hate you all! Hey @chrisam01, I’m now #celebritystatus. #nonewfriends.
#beer #braverybrewing #sleepingwithjudges #brewer #brewmaster #brewing #onlytwoentries #picstitch

Happy #Waiverwire Tuesday,
For lunch I had a hot #ramen.  And then I added #chili.  Why would I do this on the hottest day of the year? Because that’s how tough I am but mainly because I hate myself.  Now I’m sweating like…
…I drafted Jamal Charles in the first round.
… I wasted an early draft pick on the Seahawk’s defense.
… Like I picked up Ryan Matthews without Danny Woodhead.
… Like RG3 was my starting quarterback.
… Like I drafted Matt Prater because I don’t watch the news and now I am wasting a bench spot on a kicker. #ffl #ffljokes #fantasyfootball #funny #humor #jokes

Happy #Waiverwire Tuesday,
For lunch I had a hot #ramen. And then I added #chili. Why would I do this on the hottest day of the year? Because that’s how tough I am but mainly because I hate myself. Now I’m sweating like…
…I drafted Jamal Charles in the first round.
… I wasted an early draft pick on the Seahawk’s defense.
… Like I picked up Ryan Matthews without Danny Woodhead.
… Like RG3 was my starting quarterback.
… Like I drafted Matt Prater because I don’t watch the news and now I am wasting a bench spot on a kicker. #ffl #ffljokes #fantasyfootball #funny #humor #jokes

Oh? So you’re a Simpsons fan too? Okay. What’s the first name of Superintendent Chalmers? It’s Gary! What were the names of Ned Flanders’ wives? Maude, Ginger, and Edna. Oh? You didn’t know he’s been married 3 times? What is Sideshow Bob’s middle name? It’s Underdunk. Try me? #picstitch #simpsons #simpsonstrivia #hollywoodbowl #hollywood #simpsonsdidit #trivia #simpsonsfan #losangeles #doh #duffman #duff

Oh? So you’re a Simpsons fan too? Okay. What’s the first name of Superintendent Chalmers? It’s Gary! What were the names of Ned Flanders’ wives? Maude, Ginger, and Edna. Oh? You didn’t know he’s been married 3 times? What is Sideshow Bob’s middle name? It’s Underdunk. Try me? #picstitch #simpsons #simpsonstrivia #hollywoodbowl #hollywood #simpsonsdidit #trivia #simpsonsfan #losangeles #doh #duffman #duff

Finally got to take my spiritual Mecca.  The San Diego brewing scene.  I am now ordained as an apostle of the highest order for the Church of Brew Masters.  “For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king”  Malt - 3:16 The book of Barley. #sdbrewery #homebrewer #brewer #beer #pizzaport #stonebrewery #coronadobrewery #ballastpointbrewery #miissionbrewery #monkeypawbrewery #microbrew

Finally got to take my spiritual Mecca. The San Diego brewing scene. I am now ordained as an apostle of the highest order for the Church of Brew Masters. “For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king” Malt - 3:16 The book of Barley. #sdbrewery #homebrewer #brewer #beer #pizzaport #stonebrewery #coronadobrewery #ballastpointbrewery #miissionbrewery #monkeypawbrewery #microbrew